Show Notes for Tuesday, December 9th, 2025

Tuesday, December 9, 2025

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

From Fried Chicken to Felony in One Bad Argument

Local10— She starts with a chicken-to-the-face fastball, upgrades to waving a kitchen knife, and somehow thinks this won’t end in handcuffs. Victim doesn’t even want to press charges, but the law’s like, “Ma’am, this isn’t a misunderstanding, it’s a felony.”

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Fence: 1, Criminal: 0

KIRO7— A 20-year-old tries to break in, fails at the front door, wrecks the gate, then literally traps himself in the fence like a discount cartoon villain. Cops had to cut him loose just to arrest him. Crime wasn’t his calling; slapstick was.

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Black Bear Crashes Christmas Like He Owns the Parade

WBIR— A black bear strolls down a Christmas parade route like it’s on the program, then heads for the dumpsters. Fun for humans, bad for the bear—once they crave people-food, the story usually doesn’t get a merry ending.

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Pensacola Man Steals Over $34,000 In Property

WEAR TV3— A 47-year-old Pensacola man, Odom, is facing multiple felony charges—including dealing in stolen property, grand theft, burglary, and criminal mischief—after Escambia County deputies recovered more than $34,000 in stolen items during an October investigation stemming from a tip about a stolen tractor on Garman Road. With the property owner’s permission, investigators found a stolen utility trailer and two marine engines, and witnesses linked Odom to bringing the trailer and a 17-foot Key West boat to the location earlier in the month. Although the boat was gone when deputies executed a search warrant on Oct. 21, further investigation led them to a nearby residence where they recovered the boat and a 30-foot Haulmark trailer filled with additional stolen property, including two Harley Davidson motorcycles and various tools. Deputies also located more stolen items—many taken from a Gulf Beach Highway warehouse—at another site on Kittrell Road. Odom remains in the Escambia County Jail on a federal probation violation.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

July 11 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

My boss insists on a daily “quick 30-minute sync,” but the meeting always drags on for over an hour and accomplishes nothing. How do I survive this without losing my sanity or my job?

Timewasting Tyrant
Stuck in Sync

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

Weary Willie Day

December 9th is Weary Willie Day, when we honor a depressed clown with no shoes and even less job security—because nothing says "festive" like existential dread in a porkpie hat. Inspired by Emmett Kelly’s sad sack hobo routine, it’s the only holiday that pairs seasonal cheer with the emotional weight of a foreclosure notice. You’re supposed to reflect on hardship or whatever, but mostly it's an excuse for adults to cosplay rock bottom without the commitment. So light a candle, smear on some soot, and celebrate failure like it’s a damn art form.

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Events We Mentioned

Community events we talked about on the show

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MidSouth Bank Taco and Toy Fiesta

Dec 12, 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM

MidSouth Bank - Beal Pkwy and Carmel in FWB

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Niceville Christmas Parade

Dec 13, 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Nicevile

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Destin Christmas Parade

Dec 13, 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Destin

Holiday On The Harbor Boat Parade

Dec 14, 5:00 PM - 8:00 PM

Destin Harbor

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FWBFD Cruze Thru Toy Drive

Dec 13, 9:00 AM - 2:00 PM

5 Hollywood Blvd, Fort Walton Beach

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Winter Wonderland

Dec 12, 12:00 PM - Dec 13, 11:00 PM

NWFL Fairgrounds