Show Notes for November 19th, 225
Wednesday, November 19, 2025
What We're Talking About
The news we couldn't ignore if we tried
Bacon on a Quran: When “Free Speech” Is Just a Stunt
FoxNews— Guy puts bacon on a Quran in Dearborn and suddenly politicians who swear they “defend democracy” can’t handle the First Amendment doing what it does: protecting speech they hate, not just the stuff that wins them votes.
Read full story →Hot Water Is Worth Shooting Over According To One Alabama Man
WEAR TV3— A 65-year-old man in Baldwin County, Alabama, was arrested after allegedly shooting his neighbor during an argument about the hot water being turned off mid-shower. Investigators later found and detained the suspect, Herbert Eddie Killcreas.
Read full story →Rifle To Go: When Cops Forget Their Own Guns
KCCI— Squad car rolling down the road with a rifle on the roof and nobody notices until a random driver says, “Uh, officer?” But don’t worry, the chief calls it a “serious mistake” and somehow no one actually in charge is really to blame.
Read full story →Too Young for Charges, Old Enough for the Keys
KOMO News— Kid gets mad at Mom, steals the car, and manages a solo commute from elementary school to the driveway. Cops show up, shrug, and everyone learns the real lesson: apparently “too young for charges” still isn’t “too young for keys.”
Read full story →When Leash Laws Turn Into Latte Wars
Fox 35 Orlando— Florida woman turns a leash lecture into a coffee baptism, dousing a mom, her baby, and the dog—then finds out battery charges come with a bonus round: immigration may send her Finnish passport on a one-way trip.
Read full story →1/4 Americans Expected To Travel Over Thanksgiving
WTSP— AAA expects 81.8 million Americans to travel at least 50 miles for Thanksgiving this year, an increase of about 1.6 million from 2024. Most travelers—about 73 million—will drive, while roughly 6 million are projected to fly despite recent airline issues.
Read full story →Ask Uncle Bobby
Bad advice for good people.
As heard on the B-Team Morning Show
Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.
July 11 · Today's Letter
Dear Uncle Bobby,
With everything these days being connected to the internet, yesterday’s Cloudflare outage made me realize how little control we actually have over our own devices. Half my apps died, my smart lights wouldn’t turn on, even my thermostat went into some kind of digital coma. Are we really in control of our tech anymore?
Panicked Pioneer
Cloud Out
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Read Today's Bad Advice →Today's Holidays
Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.
Holiday #1 of 4
World Toilet Day
World Toilet Day, November 19th—a date so sacred it flushes all dignity straight down the schedule. It’s the U.N.’s annual reminder that 3.5 billion people still don’t have access to proper sanitation, which is both horrifying and somehow not surprising, given we can stream cat funerals in 4K but can't manage indoor plumbing for half the planet. So once a year, we put on our solemn faces, pretend to care about toilets, then immediately go back to clogging them with bad decisions and Chipotle. It's not really a celebration—it’s more like a guilt trip with porcelain seating.
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